October 18, 2009 12:57 PM

by
sbevis 

Barbers of a certain age, around the area I live, are passing away. Lindall Taylor, fairly young man, gone. Bruce Boone, been semi retired for awhile, gone. Jon Martin, been barbering (and fishing) forever, gone. Ron Seets Jr. has quit working at the shop and only cuts hair at the prison outside of Vienna, Illinois. Ron Seets Sr., (my barber for about 30 years) still cutting hair, but is scaling back. Upshot? Time to start considering a new hair cuttery.
Ron Sr. KNOWS what I want done to my hair. It's the same every time. "Get it off my ears and neck, and THIN IT OUT. Mostly, thin it out. Then thin it out some more. Sure, he may ask my opinion, but it isn't going to have any effect on how my hair is cut.
Ron Sr. talks about local politics, state, city and county. I catch up on people who have come in lately. Folks that have retired from where I work that he sees weekly or so. We talk about our kids, grandkids and other's kids and grandkids. Know what we don't talk about? WHAT A HAIRCUT IS!.
Ron Sr. is always closed on Mondays. Always has been. Some kind of union thing maybe. Saturday morning has always been my day to go hang out at the barbershop, read the newspaper and talk about the Friday night High School game. Well, Ron Sr. has quit working on Saturdays. Claims he has been cutting hair on Saturdays for 43 years, and he is tired. Not going to do it anymore. Furthermore, he is going to close at 4:30 pm instead of 5:00 pm. Well that does put a cramp in my style. I get off work at 4:00 and there are usually several guys ahead of me, no matter when I show up. After he told me that, I figured I may want to get someone new lined up in the wings to cut this mop of hair. Have I mentioned that my hair feels like the rear end of an unsheared poodle?
Well, upshot is, I went to a clip joint in the Walmart store. Great Clips or some such. Lady called me right back to the chair. I was kind of nervous having never been in a clip joint like that before. She asked me, "So what do you want done with your hair?" I replied, "A haircut." She wanted to know if I wanted to look at a style book. "No, just get it off my ears and neck and thin it out." She answered with "But, how do you want it styled?" I nearly ran from the joint. "Uhhhh.. just a haircut." Don't they teach Haircut 101 in Cosmotology any more? Seems like there should be Basic Haircutting, then all the fancy stuff.
I now make it a point to hurry on down to Ron Sr. straight after work to get my hair cut. I don't know what I will do when he hangs up the apron. Maybe he could do some index cards with our details, for us to take with us after he quits.